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[–] Rialed ago 

LPT: whenever you see a fat, leave. Wherever you are, a club, a bar, a restaurant, wherever, just leave. Things will not get better there. You need to go.

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[–] miqotes [S] ago 

Thanks for that. Stupid fat apologized to them after I left....not while I was still there.

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[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No. I used to live in Delaware. Moved back to California, but I still have my DE id.

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[–] 7549539? ago 

Currently live in South Carolina. Can confirm that Delaware is an imaginary state to most people here, too.

But seriously, I lived in DC and Virginia and out of the thousands of people I've met in my life, maybe two have been from Delaware.

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Was the fat fuck bartender a mayo or femayo?

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[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mayo.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Leave! Attractive young women are bad for business at bars /s

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[–] YamaMaya 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

The beetus is clearly taking it's eyes.

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[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

We got fifty states, do you expect a fatty to remember them all?

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Lesse... Burgerhoma, Cheddarfornia, Mayorado, Texmexas...

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[–] ElMachina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

North DaBloata, South DaBloata, Uhh...AlaHAMa?

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[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

True. My answer is no, but I personally I feel like you should know the states if you live in the u.s.

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[–] GuamWhaleWatcher 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Your think that's hard? I'm from Guam. These dumb fucks aren't even capable of realizing that the U.S is more than the 50 states. We also have Puerto Rico, Washington DC, Guam, Virgin Islands, and Northern Marianas.

Had my ID destroyed by fat bouncers wondering if it's real. Was told to bring my passport instead. Why would I carry my $110 passport to drink in my own country? But then again, if they paid attention in school, they'd probably not be working as a bouncer.

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[–] Fllmia 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Ask for a manager next time. If none is there call the cops and report the fat for discrimination.

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[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't call the cops for something this petty. Get a manager or order a chocolate milk and throw it at his ass

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks for this, I work in a liquor store and people don't realize how much shit we get into if we take something that's not valid, and they send secret shoppers at least once a week with all kinds of things wrong to test us. I had a $600 fine once because I didn't make someone go back to their car to get a second piece, as she was all kinds of flustered and said she was in a huge rush and I stupidly told her ok as she definitely looked old enough but still under 30. I'm not making that mistake again, and people get SO mad at me if I refuse them for not having ID.

However, the guy in OP's story is a stupid fuck for not knowing her ID was real.

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[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

One time wouldn't hurt, probably, but repeatedly kicking out legal-age customers would be bad for business, especially if word spreads.

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[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I will if it happens again, but I have an appointment to get a id for this state in a few weeks so I was just going to go back and ask if it thinks the new one is fake too just to be a petty ass.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do it. But make sure his manager is there.

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[–] HamilySpawn 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Please, PLEASE, report back! I want to know what happens. Fat fuck can't see with all the adipose on its face.

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[–] HammyFlammy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The fat rolls were probably covering his eyes and blurring his vision.

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[–] Perron 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That and the cataracts from the beetus

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[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I didn't get a photo, but it was a short planet. Like 400 ibs fat and only about 3-4 inches taller than me.

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