[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Was the fat fuck bartender a mayo or femayo?
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Leave! Attractive young women are bad for business at bars /s
[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We got fifty states, do you expect a fatty to remember them all?
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Lesse... Burgerhoma, Cheddarfornia, Mayorado, Texmexas...
[–] GuamWhaleWatcher 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Your think that's hard? I'm from Guam. These dumb fucks aren't even capable of realizing that the U.S is more than the 50 states. We also have Puerto Rico, Washington DC, Guam, Virgin Islands, and Northern Marianas.
Had my ID destroyed by fat bouncers wondering if it's real. Was told to bring my passport instead. Why would I carry my $110 passport to drink in my own country? But then again, if they paid attention in school, they'd probably not be working as a bouncer.
[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't call the cops for something this petty. Get a manager or order a chocolate milk and throw it at his ass
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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks for this, I work in a liquor store and people don't realize how much shit we get into if we take something that's not valid, and they send secret shoppers at least once a week with all kinds of things wrong to test us. I had a $600 fine once because I didn't make someone go back to their car to get a second piece, as she was all kinds of flustered and said she was in a huge rush and I stupidly told her ok as she definitely looked old enough but still under 30. I'm not making that mistake again, and people get SO mad at me if I refuse them for not having ID.
However, the guy in OP's story is a stupid fuck for not knowing her ID was real.
[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
One time wouldn't hurt, probably, but repeatedly kicking out legal-age customers would be bad for business, especially if word spreads.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do it. But make sure his manager is there.
[–] HamilySpawn 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please, PLEASE, report back! I want to know what happens. Fat fuck can't see with all the adipose on its face.
[–] HammyFlammy 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The fat rolls were probably covering his eyes and blurring his vision.
[–] Rialed ago
LPT: whenever you see a fat, leave. Wherever you are, a club, a bar, a restaurant, wherever, just leave. Things will not get better there. You need to go.
[–] miqotes [S] ago
Thanks for that. Stupid fat apologized to them after I left....not while I was still there.