[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
TL;DR: It got fat because it broke its hip and couldn't exercise (not exercising doesn't cause obesity), then it was a 24-7 caregiver for its aunt, whom it couldn't leave alone, which caused it to get fatter (being busy doesn't cause obesity), then it stuffed its face because of sad fee-fees (ding ding ding, excess calories cause obesity!), but it loves itself and is so unconcerned about being made fun of that it made a whole fattit post about it seeking validation.
[–] Slimabuns 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Yeah I immediately stopped reading after I saw the usual excuses. Each and every single one of the hams have some sob story or excuse: bad back, knees, ankle, depression, glands etc. it's so fucking ridiculous. Are we supposed to believe that over 70% of the population is too seriously injured to work out? Too injured to stop eating? Stfu.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago
Don't forget, it doesn't care because it loves itself. So much so it ended almost every paragraph with that phrase. Because ya know, saying it enough makes it true, right?
[–] OcculusResurrectio 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I didn't even know there was a size 22
[–] SeethingHatred 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Posted less than an hour ago. Come on, that's just lazy.
[–] hieronymoose_gnosh 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
"...but I don't mind."
I don't mind so much, that after I finished my ten minute elliptical session and thirty minute selfie session, I went home and fired up my computer so that I could explain to reddit's largest hugbox echo chamber that their actions had no effect on me. In fact, I'm so unaffected, that I will tell everyone how a group of pretty girls laughing in the same room I'm in has no noticeable effect on my self-esteem, because I'm a strong independent woman despite being an obese piece of shit. - Fat girl (if she had self-awareness)
"In a month when the new year shit has worn off, I'm still going to be dieting and working my ass off at the gym everyday. It's not so you, or anyone else, will except me. It's for me."
Just like this post, which got 8000 upvotes and 3 months of reeeeeeddit gold is for you - your validation. I'll start preaching HAES if this person is still going to the gym and doing whatever they consider "dieting" is in a month. Is it a coincidence that this was posted merely four days after New Year's? Or is it likely that this person had a sudden urge to better herself by pinning all her hopes on her New Year's resolutions - the single catalyst that will definitely save her from herself this time.
But guess what? The reason you haven't already lost the weight isn't because all you needed was a small kick in the pants to get you motivated to go to the gym and eat right. The reason you're still fat despite acknowledging it is because it's so much easier to believe that all of your problems are outside of your control, and therefore you can sit back blamelessly as your life turns to shit right before your very eyes, all while munching Doritos or cheesecake by the kilogram, and say "It's not my fault! I broke my hip, my aunt was sick, I have no time, I have a new job, I'm tired, I'm out of town, it's Christmas, it's Thanksgiving, it's Easter..." ad infinitum.
You posted this after New Year's because you're a flake. You're unable to commit to anything and hope the outside world forces you to do what you lack the self-control to do without help. No amount of "self-love" compliment fishing is going to change that about you.
[–] ErzherzogVonScheisse 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That fucking OP is replying to everyone in the thread too, talking as if she's the mayor of the gym now. She probably thinks each reply burns 200 calories so she can have an extra big "cheat meal" tonight, on the 5th day of her diet.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
and by 5th day of "diet" she means eating green m&ms and 4 green slushies so she can get her "greens"
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago
I love seeing these posts, especially when they end it with "I'll still be working out a month from now.." because I know how they will end. You'll see one or two more Posts, followed by the final "I ate four tubs of frosting today, God I'm so gross, need to get back on track...ree reeee" then when they don't get a million upvotes for being disgusting, the account goes dark indefinitely. Just look through the loseit subreddit and you'll see exactly what I'm referring to.
[–] RevientaPutoGordo 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
"In a month when the new year shit has worn off, I'm still going to be dieting and working my ass off at the gym everyday."
No, you won't
[–] ErzherzogVonScheisse 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"I'm not going to be like all the other people who say that they'll definitely still be here a month from now. I really will be!!!"
[–] FearTheCorp 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
All those people saying the girls should be banned from the gym. Couldn't help but chuckle at that.
Who do you think the gym will side with? Fatty who is going to not show up ever again in two weeks, or the "mean skinny" girls who've been going there for years.
[–] HammyFlammy [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Long story short, Hamantha goes to the gym, sits on a stationary bike for ten minutes, sees a couple fit girls laughing to themselves and minding their own business. Then proceeds to drive home, chug a gallon of ice cream and cry about it on Reddit and probably Tumblr.