[–] Densz 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Then she died, and I ate my feelings
What on earth does that even mean? Everyone experiences grandparents and parents dying. Everyone. How can anyone possibly view a piece of pie as a substitute grandma? That's so insulting to grandma. "Oh no, my grandma who I've known my whole life died, how terrible, oh no, it's awfu.....hey, look a piece of pie! :)" Fat people are fucking weird and soulless.
[–] CaptainJeanLucPicard 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why do people who eat their feelings rarely do it with nicely steamed green beans and carrots?
[–] ShitArchon ago (edited ago)
Yeah, it's never "my grandma died, I want some delicious juicy steak." "Eating their feelings" is always something bland and sweet.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
I know some fat people do manage to combine exercise and a proper diet to get to a normal size. But I have to imagine it's a pretty small percentage. It just seems so overly ambitious to tackle two things they couldn't handle before at the same time instead of concentrating on one. And in particular the one which wouldn't involve what's presumably over a 100lbs of extra weight bearing down on bones which had suffered severe injury in the recent past. It doesn't shock me so much that someone would decide to do it. But it is crazy how far down the people patting themselves on the back you have to go before finding someone who touches on the fact that she should probably try eating less before getting serious about working out.
[–] kokakamora 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This exactly. Exercise just gives these people an excuse to eat. They are better off cutting calories. When they "work out" then they also think it's okay to drink that milk shake or three because they "worked out".
[–] averagefoxy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Exactly, I lost all of my excess weight by eating less. Once I reached my goal weight, I started working out and continue to do so, and it's so much easier and you see results so much quicker when you're already slim to begin with.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn those girls who shamed me online. Help me shame them online to show how much better I am.
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat lying cunt. Claims to haven seen all this shit, but doesn't post a single screenshot.
[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Of course they should laugh at her, why would you wait until "new years resolution" to decide to stop being a fat pig?
[–] Knote 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"The only people I judge at the gym are the people who get dressed up in their athleisure wear to go hang out and fuck around on their phones and Snapchat and mock people.
Fat people at the gym, on the other hand, are the people I respect the most, because what they are doing takes the most willpower at that moment of anyone in the room."
Lmao, fat people tend to be the ones that do that, moron.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lmao, fat people tend to be the ones that do that, moron.
There's a reason "workout" clothes with ham slogans aren't made with fabric that wicks away sweat. Demand for the latter is only among people who actually exercise. When I was on the track team, I wanted the lightest clothes and shortest shorts possible, and they had better fucking be a sweat-wicking fabric. Even at work, all my polo shirts are NordicTrack for the exact same reason.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I judge anyone who obviously isn't putting out effort. When I see a 70 year old (not frail and on the verge of death) guy put 50 lbs on the bench press machine, do half a rep, then repeatedly wiggle it up and down half an inch, I judge him. I judge the fuckers who lay half their body on the front of the treadmill and just let it drag their feet. I judge anyone lifting so little weight that after doing a set, they look like they just woke up from a nap. I could go on, but I should get ready for work.
[–] Laserchalk 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's more like making fun of a homeless person at a casino
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That person got so many upvotes even though it is one of the most unoriginal things I have ever heard.