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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

See? This is why you shouldn't try to support fats. They harm you and warp you with their very presence.

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[–] rotten_blue_cat ago 

In one of my former jobs I used to have to give a coworker of mine a ride home every time we closed together. This guy had to have weighed 400+ pounds. My poor, poor 89 civic. The suspension was original and with every wave or bump in the road you could hear the wheel hitting the wheel well. My 110 pound ass was a drop in the bucket and the car still rode and handled fine with just me in it. I eventually told my boss I couldn't do it anymore as no one would pay to fix my car if his fat ass broke it and I couldn't afford it.

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[–] praivo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And that's why you shouldn't regularly give free rides.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is one other reason fats should be banned from driving. It's a safety hazard with that much of a weight imbalance. The pigs should also be banned from planes and public transit due to costs and inconveniences of their weight and bloated size. The beetus barges can waddle to where they need to go.

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[–] Drunkest_ninja 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fucked up alignment due to being too fat + high speed + 1 moment of distraction = fun for the entire family.

And they say that "my fat won't harm other people"

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[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I see fats on the highway all the time that drive like shit because they're literally too fat to turn their heads to check their blind spots.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not only this, but they burn through consumables like nobody's business. Fuel, obviously, but brakes, tyres, suspension, etc all become items replaced as regularly as yearly just from the extra mass. I've heard accounts of full suspension replacement every year and brakes every 6 months mechanics ... wow. They also can't take their foot all the way off the clutch because their fupa is in the way, and likewise, they ride the brakes. You can see this just from following them. It's a car's dream. The suspension thing also makes me question the safety. Obviously, they have a longer braking distance and their fat-addled minds increase their reaction times, but a car so severely unbalanced has potential to brake unevenly. With that much extra load on one side, it would be like braking while under steering angle, which for the uninitiated, doesn't go well. Fats shouldn't be allowed to drive. Cars were only designed for humans and fatties could use the walk.

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[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is making me think that's why I see the fats driving F250s and larger.

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[–] New_Targaryen_Empire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wait, do you like cars?

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fats shouldn't be allowed to drive.

And so many other things too. Unfortunately it's going to take something catastofic or a series of events where obesity has been the direct cause of danger or harm to others. The idea of a tired fatass with sleep aponea driving a heavy goods vehicle is frightening. They're a menace to public safety and sadly enough people will have to be injured or die for anything to change.

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[–] ducksarescary 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't be silly, fats don't drive manual transmissions.

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[–] praivo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They do here. Manuals are the standard here and they're cheaper --> more money for food.

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[–] Yiddie_Kikelberg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have for long wondered why automatic transmissions became so hugely popular in USA. It must be because one hand is needed to hold the beetus all the time.