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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Stupid fatty can't handle the flavour and spice of Sriracha. It's not even that hot really, the old Jamaican lady that runs a restaurant down the street from me makes a hot sauce that'll burn through steel I swear. But, anything that involves the suffering of fats amuses me, so I'm amused.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In all fairness I can't handle anything even remotely hot. ):

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You can build up a tolerance to spicy food by just eating incrementally hotter food. What I can't build up a tolerance to is stir frying with chillies, adding in a load of chopped chillies into a hot pan is like getting tear-gassed, the gf mocks me relentlessly for turning into a coughing mess with eyes watering like I'm crying while she treats it like its nothing.

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[–] MirrorMan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I dislike sriracha because of the sweetness. The heat is almost a non-factor.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I use sriracha as ketchup all the time :) it's not that hot

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's not that hot for me either and I use it as ketchup sometimes too.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can confirm.

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[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sriracha has a very distinct and strong smell too, the lardbarge didn't even notice? Wow

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

All that fat in the head clogs up their taste buds and smell you know.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probably had burnt out tastebuds and smell receptors from too much eating.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Doesn't Sriracha come in a fairly identifyable bottle. One that is quite different from a ketchup shaped bottle. And doesn't it say Sriracha on the side. And have a picture of a chicken.

But it's red and it's food.....

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

A rooster, which istats why it's colloquially referred to as "cock sauce"

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[–] SimonJ57 ago 

Do you REALLY trust a Hamplanet to have tastes in food that isn't either Trans-fats, Sugar or Carbs based?

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I needed to read something to cheer me up after hearing about what happened to that poor soul in Chicago. Thank you for this story.

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[–] l23r ago 

That implies her stomach isn't already fucked up

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It did and it was sweating a lot from its face too! XD

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah but it would probably have done that anyway.

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[–] Kintobor22 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wtf. Stupid fat fuck. Can't it use its snout to smell the spicy, slightly sour and sweet smell of the sriracha?!

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats prefer instant gratification what do you expect?

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[–] Kintobor22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This.

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