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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It did and it was sweating a lot from its face too! XD

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah but it would probably have done that anyway.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Stupid fatty can't handle the flavour and spice of Sriracha. It's not even that hot really, the old Jamaican lady that runs a restaurant down the street from me makes a hot sauce that'll burn through steel I swear. But, anything that involves the suffering of fats amuses me, so I'm amused.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In all fairness I can't handle anything even remotely hot. ):

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You can build up a tolerance to spicy food by just eating incrementally hotter food. What I can't build up a tolerance to is stir frying with chillies, adding in a load of chopped chillies into a hot pan is like getting tear-gassed, the gf mocks me relentlessly for turning into a coughing mess with eyes watering like I'm crying while she treats it like its nothing.

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[–] MirrorMan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I dislike sriracha because of the sweetness. The heat is almost a non-factor.

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[–] l23r ago 

That implies her stomach isn't already fucked up

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I use sriracha as ketchup all the time :) it's not that hot

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's not that hot for me either and I use it as ketchup sometimes too.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can confirm.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Doesn't Sriracha come in a fairly identifyable bottle. One that is quite different from a ketchup shaped bottle. And doesn't it say Sriracha on the side. And have a picture of a chicken.

But it's red and it's food.....

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

A rooster, which istats why it's colloquially referred to as "cock sauce"

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[–] SimonJ57 ago 

Do you REALLY trust a Hamplanet to have tastes in food that isn't either Trans-fats, Sugar or Carbs based?

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I needed to read something to cheer me up after hearing about what happened to that poor soul in Chicago. Thank you for this story.

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't worry, if it gave chase you could outrun it with a slow walk and they would get tired within 50 yards anyway.

How was the butter golem not even able to smell the cock sauce when they were putting it on their meal? That is some fairly strong smelling stuff from memory.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] ago 

Don't know but fat does a lot of things to the brain.

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[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sriracha has a very distinct and strong smell too, the lardbarge didn't even notice? Wow

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probably had burnt out tastebuds and smell receptors from too much eating.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

All that fat in the head clogs up their taste buds and smell you know.

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