[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Stupid fatty can't handle the flavour and spice of Sriracha. It's not even that hot really, the old Jamaican lady that runs a restaurant down the street from me makes a hot sauce that'll burn through steel I swear. But, anything that involves the suffering of fats amuses me, so I'm amused.
[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
In all fairness I can't handle anything even remotely hot. ):
[–] Mongychops 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You can build up a tolerance to spicy food by just eating incrementally hotter food. What I can't build up a tolerance to is stir frying with chillies, adding in a load of chopped chillies into a hot pan is like getting tear-gassed, the gf mocks me relentlessly for turning into a coughing mess with eyes watering like I'm crying while she treats it like its nothing.
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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
A rooster, which istats why it's colloquially referred to as "cock sauce"
[–] SupremeStomachRolls 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I needed to read something to cheer me up after hearing about what happened to that poor soul in Chicago. Thank you for this story.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Don't worry, if it gave chase you could outrun it with a slow walk and they would get tired within 50 yards anyway.
How was the butter golem not even able to smell the cock sauce when they were putting it on their meal? That is some fairly strong smelling stuff from memory.
[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Sriracha has a very distinct and strong smell too, the lardbarge didn't even notice? Wow
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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It did and it was sweating a lot from its face too! XD
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah but it would probably have done that anyway.