[–] IAmSimonPegg ago
Eh. If she gained 100 pounds she's not really the same person he married.
He didn't cheat on his thin wife, he cheated on a cow.
[–] Adolf_Lifter [S] ago
Fair point but i hear that America's family court is heavily biased against males so if he tried to divorce her he could financially suffer a lot.
[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Divorce is not good for shaming. They'd rationalize it in their favor and would keep eating. The humiliation of being cheated on packs the necessary punch.
[–] GainsGoblinGoebbels 2 points 11 points 13 points (+13|-2) ago
How much you wanna bet she'll balloon right back up once she maintains her current weight long enough to lock down her next male meal-ticket?
[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd confidently bet 10$ on that.