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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

the yeast inside her body (due to pounds and pounds of sugar + diabetes) was making her expand like sourdough bread as the temperature in the plane started rising.

Thank your lucky david's star that the cabin did not lose pressure...you ever see a tube of dough explode....

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[–] BayrischeScheissDame [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ew lmao, I'd rather not imagine this..............too late. Shit.

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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You had me dry heaving at snot blanket

had to pay back the nightmares LOL

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bitch managed to spill her fupa and shit both over and under the armrest. shudder

That's why you always bring either a very thin, large hardcover book (like a children's book) or a clipboard in your carry-on. Stick it between the seats for extra protection against fat spillage.

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"But well, I can't complain. At least she didn't talk about any New Year's resolutions of going to the gym."

What would be the point of lying to her child? The kid will know her fat ass spends the night on the couch eating crisps. With HAES, most of them don't even bother lying to others anymore. "I'm fat and beautiful and perfect just as I am" BARF.

P.S Oozing over and under the armrest... the horror, oh God the horror!!!

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[–] french_runner ago 

I think that being seated next to obese people in a plane is a common fear... It's cramped enough when you're normal-sized. I remember taking a (thankfully short) flight at 18 and being seated next to a very big older dude who kept on hitting on me the whole time. I couldn't get out fast enough.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA ago 

They say the Dead Sea helps exfoliate the body. I wonder what happens when fatties float on the Dead Sea?

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[–] stefwithanF ago 

Ever kill garden slugs?

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No but I heard how they are killed. That's oh god... No no no I don't want to think about how the Dead Sea affects fatties no!