[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bitch managed to spill her fupa and shit both over and under the armrest. shudder
That's why you always bring either a very thin, large hardcover book (like a children's book) or a clipboard in your carry-on. Stick it between the seats for extra protection against fat spillage.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"But well, I can't complain. At least she didn't talk about any New Year's resolutions of going to the gym."
What would be the point of lying to her child? The kid will know her fat ass spends the night on the couch eating crisps. With HAES, most of them don't even bother lying to others anymore. "I'm fat and beautiful and perfect just as I am" BARF.
P.S Oozing over and under the armrest... the horror, oh God the horror!!!
[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
the yeast inside her body (due to pounds and pounds of sugar + diabetes) was making her expand like sourdough bread as the temperature in the plane started rising.
Thank your lucky david's star that the cabin did not lose pressure...you ever see a tube of dough explode....
[–] BayrischeScheissDame [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ew lmao, I'd rather not imagine this..............too late. Shit.
[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You had me dry heaving at snot blanket
had to pay back the nightmares LOL
[–] french_runner ago
I think that being seated next to obese people in a plane is a common fear... It's cramped enough when you're normal-sized. I remember taking a (thankfully short) flight at 18 and being seated next to a very big older dude who kept on hitting on me the whole time. I couldn't get out fast enough.