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[–] me_buttare_via 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This sounds like something Ragan would say. If you are going to be a huge sack of lard don't make it worse by being a lying sack of lard.

FFS, Fatties. To perpetuate a lie you must do at least a bit of research or preparation. Very disappointing work.

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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Guyz I might look fat but I'll have you know I can run an Olympic athlete's 100m sprint speed for a whole 3 minutes."

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[–] LerneanHydra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think 100m in 3 minutes is more accurate.

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[–] mk46gunner [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's due to all that stored energy. Has to be.

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[–] Shitting_Shitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stored energy usually has a purpose. Sounds more like hoarding to me.

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[–] TenTonneTess 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dream on hammy. She's probably completely immobile and looking for a feeder.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's a lard-bullet!

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[–] Pohatu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

More like a cannon ball.

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[–] me_buttare_via 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I picture a stick of butter shaped like the Hulk.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"No woman has yet run a four-minute mile. As of 2015, the women's world record is held by retired Russian Svetlana Masterkova, with a time of 4:12.56 in 1999." Roger bannister broke the four minute mile for men, the men's record I think is currently 3:45.

Fatty can't even lie convincingly.