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[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So much for that wham! reunion...

\sarcasm

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks pretty fat. Bummer, but true. I think you'll be just fine

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

if thats what he looked like at time of death, then it was expected.

in the coming years we will start seeing more beasts die at younger ages.

all heil the shitlord generation!

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[–] voteforfreedom 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

he feltched his last cream donut

I feel no sympathy for this pervert/hedonist cesspool of a human being.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Gorge Michael.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

"I got to have weight."

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[–] nomnomnomWut ago 

Bless you. May the post-Christmas period bring you as many upvoats as possible.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was about to post this too yesterday, but I didn't dare to because I was afraid someone else already did and it would be a repost.

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[–] Aelfred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Being a fat fuck probably didn't help but i reckon years on the coke & party drugs blew his heart up.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So he killed himself, then. Let his final lesson be one of warning and vigilance: Lord Beetus is watching and waiting for you to slip up out of your fitness and healthy eating lifestyle. He's waiting to whisper "eh, sleep in and run tomorrow" or "it's just a donut, it's not going to kill you." Not just in your ears, but the ears of people you know and care about.

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