[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I had no idea he got so fat until I read an article last night about how "his recent dive into a hedonistic lifestyle had caught up with him." He used to be so good looking, what a shame - this one is right up there with Val Kilmer. How do you get and stay so fucking fat when you have the money and resources to hire a full time chef and trainer? I'm not saying you NEED that to be in shape but jaysus it would make it so freaking easy, you wouldn't even have to think about it!
[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So much for that wham! reunion...
\sarcasm
[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He looks pretty fat. Bummer, but true. I think you'll be just fine
[–] fruitarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wake me up before you donut.
Too Fatty.
One more fry.