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[–] vandilx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So he killed himself, then. Let his final lesson be one of warning and vigilance: Lord Beetus is watching and waiting for you to slip up out of your fitness and healthy eating lifestyle. He's waiting to whisper "eh, sleep in and run tomorrow" or "it's just a donut, it's not going to kill you." Not just in your ears, but the ears of people you know and care about.

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[–] RealityCheque 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Spork.

It's a multi-tool for food and drugs.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

if thats what he looked like at time of death, then it was expected.

in the coming years we will start seeing more beasts die at younger ages.

all heil the shitlord generation!

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[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I had no idea he got so fat until I read an article last night about how "his recent dive into a hedonistic lifestyle had caught up with him." He used to be so good looking, what a shame - this one is right up there with Val Kilmer. How do you get and stay so fucking fat when you have the money and resources to hire a full time chef and trainer? I'm not saying you NEED that to be in shape but jaysus it would make it so freaking easy, you wouldn't even have to think about it!

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[–] RealityCheque 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Some big fat guy ate George Michael!

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks pretty fat. Bummer, but true. I think you'll be just fine

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[–] ButterHuffingFatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why are people downvoting this? He was a fat fuck.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was about to post this too yesterday, but I didn't dare to because I was afraid someone else already did and it would be a repost.

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