[–] lezzmeister 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago (edited ago)
Patrick Deuel, the half ton man. They found him with his hands caked in his own blood and shit. He had a wife and yet after all those years of married life he was still a virgin. He was severely malnourished when they found him like this, believe it or not.
He had a gastric bypass and as soon as he left the hospital he fell back into his own ways and his wife kept feeding him untill he dropped dead. Well technically he already dropped down again because of the weight, you know what I mean.
At least he goes straight to heaven because he never ever in his life had sex.
[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I almost don't want to know -- I can figure out why he has shit on his hands but where did the blood come from?
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The docu I watched on him did not say. I am as curious as you. However I do have a possible explanation.
I have an obese relative. He eats and eats and eats. This now started having the effect of him storing fluid in his legs. They give him piss pills so he can get rid of a lot of it. If he slows down his eating but whatever. So I have seen him standing there. And POP, like a drop falling from a faucet in the middle of the night, a vein in his legs just burst. Right through the skin. Pumping blood right over the floor. It explained the red stains in his jeans. The fluid in his legs built up so badly it cretes such pressures the veins pop open.
Now look at this guy. He does not walk. He does not stand. Fluid will not go down to his legs, gravity will nicely even it put to the parts on the floor. Which is all over. His chest looks rather red. I deem it quite possible pressure on his veins is such, with the fluid and his bodymass pressing down on everything, that veins will just pop open. Also on his hands or where those hands can reach. Maybe the nose is a likelier exit for obese bastards lying down with overly high blood pressure and fluid retention. Maybe he has ulcers coughing blood.
The more disturbing part is the literal shit on his hands. Look at this guy. Do you think he wiped himself? Even with a wiping stick? Does he look like he moves around? How can he get shit from his ass to his hands? Either his wife really does hate him, and she did feed him to his grave, or something else is going on. I just wrote a comment somewhere else, it is in fact possible to be so constipated for several reasons apparently, that shit no longer can find its way to the rectum. But it has to come out somewhere. Fecal vomit, the only way.
Let that sink in.
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[–] boogie2989 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm with you. I don't think the celestial tractor beams are designed for livestock
[–] frumpybumpy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Satan doesn't want that shit in hell either.
[–] lezzmeister 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Does anyone here know how many calories it takes to keep yourself at this weight of about 1100 pounds? I would think it is so high he needs a constant stream of food.
[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
i assumed this thing was 45 and 5' 10" so to maintain current weight: 7049 calories per day
[–] lezzmeister ago
Right. So 7K. And then imagine he gains hard. So he must be stowing away a good, what, 8K-10K? Imagine how much food that really is. Imagine how shit the food quality must be to get all that in and be malnourished. That is quite a feat in and of itself.
His wife is off her rocker.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What... in... the...fuck...?!!!
How, just how? I just can't even process how you could possibly get to this stage without long before saying... OK this is getting bad, I need to change something here.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
One thing does occur to me: How many other lives has thing ruined? Nothing gets to that size in a vacuum. There must be people feeding it, washing it, taking care of it's health, wiping its ass.
I GUARANTEE this selfish piece of shit has ruined multiple other people's lives along the way to becoming the massive great beast that we see in that photo.
Just fucking die already you revolting scumbag!!!
[–] DarkSideofMoon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This should be posted under every single HAES article on the internet.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Pretty sure that was the top comment last time I saw this.
[–] tomjohn75 [S] ago
oh crap, i haven't just violated the repost list have i?
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wouldn't worry. Someone will be one of the lucky 10,000 today.