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[–] SunflowerSutra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He overdosed on tamales.

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[–] Drain0 ago 

Do you have a plan to prevent millions of individuals swimming across the border in search of starting a new life?

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[–] Drain0 ago  (edited ago)

that was a condom joke.

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm drunk at my aunt's house fuck this shit someone take me home so I can get high. Fuck this in the asshole and give it blisters I'm fucking pissed off. How's your night going bro?

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I passed out in a chair at probably 9:30 I'm glad I fell asleep maybe I can sleep through the day to. Merry Christmas.

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Repeat the following sentence phonetically to her mother or father: ya.mar.me el gringo loco mi coonyado. vee.vuh la rasa ma.tar.lo los who.dios El Hitler ten.ee.a ras.On

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think she May be talking to you there amigo

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[–] Firevine ago 

Will you bring me some home cooked tamales?

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[–] GOATMAN ago 

Late to the party. How hung over are you today?