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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How people accept this, and not recognize she clearly has some type of mental disorder, is beyond me.

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[–] Hammorous 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I heard that he dumped her for a microwave oven. She's really depressed now.

hahaha

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Let's be honest, she'd dump it for what was IN the microwave oven.

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The future will be full of ass-wiping robotic servants for the gluttons.

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[–] Melonlover 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Remember years ago when the marriage equality bs was happening... "marriage is sacred, if gays can marry one another who is to say where it will stop!?" "Omg you bigots, you act like people will start falling in love with robots."

Fast forward a few years... well fuck.

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[–] AzazelForPresident 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jokes on you, robots don't yet have the functionality to know what signing a marriage contract means!

The line is consent as far as Im concerned. Dogs and toasters can't consent, two adults can. Bitch has a mental disorder.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Robots should never have rights, they need to be treated like slaves. They are not sentient entities, nor will they ever be, so we have no moral obligation to treat them any differently than the hunks of metal they are

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet ago 

And the world didn't end just like when people complained because their kids stopped marrying out of financial or social obligations.

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

This has nothing to do with that. Idiots in japan have been marrying their Nintendo handhelds and 3ds for years. As well as their pillow waifus. Those people are sick.

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[–] revofire ago 

Nawh, I'd do that too if I ever got around to buying a 3DS and pillow waifu. Sounds like love to me. ;)

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[–] Danceswithswole [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's "equal" and then there's defining a think out of existence. If "marriage" now applies to people's relationship with inanimate objects it can no longer properly describe an evolutionary pair-bond.

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[–] squirrelette 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I really dislike contact with human flesh

Human flesh dislikes contact with your fat ass too honey.

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[–] 7357632? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Getting married to an inanimate object is like the participation award of marriage.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And preferred pronouns are of the bun-variety.

Wonder when the speshul snowflakes will start coming out as vibrosexual.

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[–] Convair990 ago 

This is just getting disturbing. But I guess this is what happens when you're a ball of fat and nothing loves you. Even a cat.

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