[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I thought it was just the Golden Girls who ate cheese cake when they were upset.
[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] bdmthrfkr [S] 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
"911 operator, what is the nature of your emergency?"
"I would like to report an armed robbery at the Tacoma Mall Cheesecake Factory, the situation is desperate here!"...
...uh...hello? are you still there operator? hello? HELLO?!?!?"
crickets...line goes dead.
[–] bikergang_accountant ago (edited ago)
Part of me feels like this is fair. Frankly I think the right to carry a gun in a public place should be a thing (that is the similar measures or expected right of privacy).
I think police should be legally equivalent to citizens in every area except arrests. If police want this fixed then we should have to fix it together.
[–] ginganinja ago
I'm in a few animal groups on Facebook. Lots of posts that day asking for cats/dogs.
[–] LatoreCon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
And hoooly shit will cheesecake make a person blow the fuck up. It's concentrated compounds of the beetus variety... I was skinny piece of shit when I was younger, could eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight. I ate like 2 entire cheese cakes one night, all doused in cherry or blueberry topping and I could see a layer of fat form on my body within a day or two...
I was never anything close to having even a little pudge before that, so I had no idea what it was like to be fat. Granted, I didn't get fat just from that and the fat layer was gone in a day or two, but goooooodamn. If I kept doing that I'd look like the average woman today.
[–] Goater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha....dear god women, how did you eat tw'o whole cheescakes in one night? All I can think of is you must have been high as, that's the only time I've ever eaten ridiculously.
I couldn't imagine making it through a muffin tin size cheesecake without feeling sick from the amount of beetus pumped into those things.
It's like they somehow managed to create a multiplier effect of sugar, cream cheese, butter, biscuits/cookies/crackers (whatever the fuck you yanks call them) and salt to see just how many calories you can fit in one dish.
[–] LatoreCon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I worked in food service and it was Christmas eve and they had out the good shit, but everyone must have taken off work because no one was coming through the lines, and there were several extra trays of food. I just kept eating them and when the time to close got closer and closer I became more and more confident that we weren't going to need them.
And these cheese cake I hereby declare to be the best cheesecakes I have ever eaten. I think one couldn't help but agree should they put one in their mouth. The taste was amazing, texture was perfect, there was an even better taste when it was swallowed and it sat pleasantly in the stomach.
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is it called cheesecake, I feel like it should be cheese pie
[–] bdmthrfkr [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
No fruit filling. 90 degree angle at the base.
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pumpkin pie often has no fruit filling... Would that make it more of a pumpkin cake?