[–] Disappointed 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Jingle Bells, Elfboy smells, Bitchup went away.
Time to redpill back again, the adverts just wont pay.
[–] Disappointed 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
And now it is Christmas and Trump is the man, What will we do now, that Hillary's done?
I've cut off my penis, and colored my hair. But I'm still a virgin, and cut off welfare.
So what will I do now? I'm triggered as hell, The alt right invaded, where has Bishop gone?
And those bastards at Voat, they've fucked up my year, When I hear their name, I tremble in fear.
[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And now it is Christmas
Um excuse me, what?
It's Holiday, stop oppressing everyone that's not Christian you bigot.
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fatass basement-dwelling garbage fires
White knights thirsting over hoes
Pseudo-girls wearing female attire
And black spergs dressed like Naruto
Everybody knows the etymotic dance headphones
And his thousand finished fights
Can't distract Tyler's fragile ego
From recognizing GAF's now shite
He knows that ruin's on it's way
Because his YASSS QUEEN shat the bed and didn't SLAY
But if he doubles down and focuses on ads
He thinks that SocJus simps will keep him rich and fat
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To all sad cucks and Malka too
Although it's been said many times, many ways
NeoGAFfots: fuck you.
[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh come SJW
Miserable and bitchy
Oh come ye
Oh come ye
To dogpile wrongthink
Turn into females
Whoops I mean to women
Oh come let us be women
Oh come let us be women
Oh come let us be women
Though we're still clearly men
[–] kingcuck 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
With Christmas upon us, it's time to be honest and follow my dreams. To face a life of delusion and gender confusion no longer will be the case
I never wanted army men or basketballs, I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past.
Now it feels like the very first time, 'cuz it's going to be the very first time, that Christmas feels right to me.
And I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should
It's my first Christmas as a woman
A doctor reconstructed my genitals And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe for a guy who could love a girl like me.
(a christmas classic, but seems appropriate)