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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Hey Joe, you'll never believe this dumb bitch I pulled over!"

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[–] SocratesOP ago 

Yeah that's probably what the cop told her too, something like

"Now I could take your license and take you down to the precinct for processing but I'm gonna let you off with a citation this time"

Dumb girl has no idea that she actually got a ticket and doesn't understand the favor the cop did for her

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Like the cop has never seen that act before.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Doesn't mean it doesn't work.

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[–] cmor88 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Look here meow, I'm only going to write you a citation this time.. but next time your getting a ticket! /facepalm

Edit: I didn't see the name of the sub until after I commented. Just goes to show how appropriate this post is.

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey, an apropriate application of "Citation Needed"

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it was going to be about references/citation from the title.

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She might have had better luck with her tits.

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[–] jerry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I once knew a cop. He said the best way to get out of a ticket is wait until the cop is approaching your vehicle then stick your arms down by your legs and start screaming "IVE GOT A GUN YOU FUCKING DIRTY PIG HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME NEW HOLES TO BREATH OUT OF"

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[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, you probably won't get a speeding ticket.

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[–] Dragonfly44 ago  (edited ago)

pussy pass fail

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[–] Baconmon ago  (edited ago)

>Has no idea what "citation" means after all this time
I LOVE being a girl!