[–] jerry 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I once knew a cop. He said the best way to get out of a ticket is wait until the cop is approaching your vehicle then stick your arms down by your legs and start screaming "IVE GOT A GUN YOU FUCKING DIRTY PIG HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME NEW HOLES TO BREATH OUT OF"
[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought it was going to be about references/citation from the title.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] SocratesOP ago
Yeah that's probably what the cop told her too, something like
"Now I could take your license and take you down to the precinct for processing but I'm gonna let you off with a citation this time"
Dumb girl has no idea that she actually got a ticket and doesn't understand the favor the cop did for her
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Hey Joe, you'll never believe this dumb bitch I pulled over!"
[–] Dragonfly44 ago (edited ago)
pussy pass fail