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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

No thanks, i'd rather die.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

lol, my exact thought was "how badly do I want to live?"

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[–] SzarHazy69 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Now the big question is, what gender?

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[–] ToTheMoonAlice [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

It drank too much gender fluid.

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[–] SzarHazy69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So... gender fluid change is the next step?

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Its gender remains a mystery due to the fluid consumption.

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[–] Gamio 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

lets put it this way, if you're willing to dig in and find out whatever is in there you could probably convince anyone its whatever gender you want because no one is going to fact check you.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Emo

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[–] Copernicus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 


"Come with me
And you'll be In a world
of pure horrification.
What you'll see will defy...
Explanation."

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[–] NassTee 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"Come with me if you want to help put an all-you-can-eat buffet out of business."

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[–] Troll 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Nice Boots of Grounding.

+100% electrical resistance.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- ago 

But -1 to charisma, so it's a wash.

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wonder what fucked up scenario could possibly make this a plausible....

He was talking to a retarded blind faggot

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[–] Frowning_Buffalo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He's actually from a parallel future where the lib tards win.

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[–] antiliberalsociety ago 

You sir could direct horror movies.

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[–] dan_k ago 

"Get to dee attack helicopter"

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[–] 7323013? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In a survival situation it can be hollowed out and used as a shelter for 4.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And I thought they smelt bad on the outside.

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[–] kcamstar ago 

Didn't you mean "zim"?

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[–] shakin_my_head 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I'm more convinced every day that we need some sort of policy to verify a person's ability cast a vote for our Republic. Although this dude/dudet could be getting ready for a Halloween party.

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