[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
somebody hitch her ass to a plow already
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Buyers came by and took one look at the cattle seemingly on show and moved along.
[–] Cuntsparkle 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Three media moguls lost a bet to a taxi driver from Queens. Now they have no choice but to make Amy Schumer famous. That's my theory. Does anyone else have a better explanation why this tubmarine is being shoved down our throats?
[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's all bait. She has managed to establish herself as a symbol for liberal feminism (without any concrete agenda apart from that) and at the same time many people detest her for being an unfunny entitled cunt. So any article about her "exploits" will bring out the two camps in force - people attacking her for her latest display of entitlement and obnoxiousness and people defending her for being their symbol (though they never had a say in picking that particular symbol). Both sides are being played for ad revenue.
The way to win, is not to play by their rules - archive that shit and keep the discussion on fph, don't give them clicks.
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[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
going back to her roots and cloven hoofed kin
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What an out of place sentence, this is bordering on some Fat Sympathy shit. She'll never get her shit together, she's banking on being a fat loser because she's so relatable to all the other fat losers out there.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet ago
They still wouldn't like her but at least i wouldn't have to see her posted here anymore.
[–] ElectricPurple ago (edited ago)
Someone that fat doesn't look like that. They look like cottage cheese. Either photoshop or lots and lots of "spanx" wear.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh Goddamn it... I heard Hammy Schumer bought the farm and really got my hopes up. Lame :-(
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Got my hopes up that it was going away permanently.