Oh sorry, we need this type of identification before we can offer you that id, come back later with that. Oh wait we also need a utility bill with your current address, come back tomorrow with that. Oh wait that document you gave me last time doesn't look legitimate, can you go down to city hall and get another document (that'll cost you $40 and take 3 weeks). Oh you're from another state? I guess you have to write them to send you the document (that'll cost you $100). Oh you make that in 3 days? That sucks, work harder next time!
[–] Aldo 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Ok, sorry, you're right. Damn lazy poor people, get off yer asses and get your ID!
[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes
[–] Aldo ago
Except it can play out like this:
Oh sorry, we need this type of identification before we can offer you that id, come back later with that. Oh wait we also need a utility bill with your current address, come back tomorrow with that. Oh wait that document you gave me last time doesn't look legitimate, can you go down to city hall and get another document (that'll cost you $40 and take 3 weeks). Oh you're from another state? I guess you have to write them to send you the document (that'll cost you $100). Oh you make that in 3 days? That sucks, work harder next time!