[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This is a satire story, but just give it a few months and it will happen. Fats have been making the impossibly stupid a reality for as long as time has passed.
[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd believe it. That photo is from an individual who was too fat for weight control surgery. I didn't know that was a thing.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's really common actually. the 500-600lbers are simply too risky to operate on. They need them to get down a bit, but also to show some dedication to the cause by losing weight. Why they are allowed surgery after they prove they don't need it will be forever beyond me.
[–] Convair990 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!! 🤣 In sadder news, the manatees commuted suicide when they realize what they were trying to fuck
[–] HurpleDinosaur 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] Densz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Satire, definitely, because manatees are cute and they look like how they're supposed to look - like happy sea cows. They wouldn't mistake a fat for one of them. Fats just look like humans who've been blown up with a bicycle pump and kind of smushed around with a giant hand until they're just the right mixture of ugliness.
[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
This is obviously fake. Manatees wouldn't have such low standards.