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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

This is obviously fake. Manatees wouldn't have such low standards.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This is a satire story, but just give it a few months and it will happen. Fats have been making the impossibly stupid a reality for as long as time has passed.

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[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd believe it. That photo is from an individual who was too fat for weight control surgery. I didn't know that was a thing.

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm so glad my economy is spending its money wisely on this fucking aberration.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's really common actually. the 500-600lbers are simply too risky to operate on. They need them to get down a bit, but also to show some dedication to the cause by losing weight. Why they are allowed surgery after they prove they don't need it will be forever beyond me.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!! 🤣 In sadder news, the manatees commuted suicide when they realize what they were trying to fuck

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[–] HurpleDinosaur 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Densz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Satire, definitely, because manatees are cute and they look like how they're supposed to look - like happy sea cows. They wouldn't mistake a fat for one of them. Fats just look like humans who've been blown up with a bicycle pump and kind of smushed around with a giant hand until they're just the right mixture of ugliness.

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[–] BroomstickLandWhales ago 

That thing looks closer to 600 pounds.

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

They fuck a dead fish skin before they'd ever fuck a fat human.

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[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic ago 

Why isn't she ashamed to leave her house?

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