It's not sexual assault if its done by and to an animal.
The story, as realistic as it seems, is not true.
[–] Densz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Satire, definitely, because manatees are cute and they look like how they're supposed to look - like happy sea cows. They wouldn't mistake a fat for one of them. Fats just look like humans who've been blown up with a bicycle pump and kind of smushed around with a giant hand until they're just the right mixture of ugliness.
[–] ElectricPurple ago
They fuck a dead fish skin before they'd ever fuck a fat human.