[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
This is obviously fake. Manatees wouldn't have such low standards.
It's not sexual assault if its done by and to an animal.
The story, as realistic as it seems, is not true.
[–] Convair990 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!! 🤣 In sadder news, the manatees commuted suicide when they realize what they were trying to fuck
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This is a satire story, but just give it a few months and it will happen. Fats have been making the impossibly stupid a reality for as long as time has passed.
[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd believe it. That photo is from an individual who was too fat for weight control surgery. I didn't know that was a thing.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's really common actually. the 500-600lbers are simply too risky to operate on. They need them to get down a bit, but also to show some dedication to the cause by losing weight. Why they are allowed surgery after they prove they don't need it will be forever beyond me.
[–] Skinnyman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm so glad my economy is spending its money wisely on this fucking aberration.