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[–] SuperHappyFunBall 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
I Laughed out Loud. Thank you. I needed a smile.
[–] MaunaLoona 4 points 12 points 16 points (+16|-4) ago (edited ago)
Women profoundly exaggerate the pain of childbirth. Their body is designed to do it. The body releases hormones to help things stretch and pain killing hormones as well. Pain is there to indicate that you're doing something wrong and is a signal for you to stop doing it. It would make no sense for a natural function of the body to be painful.
This myth is scaring some women away from having children and needs to be put to rest.
[–] CrudOMatic 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I call bullshit. Many women have experienced pain during childbirth. Are you calling my mother a liar? I mean, there is calling a woman out on bullshit, then there is saying that they're all liars about everything.
[–] Artofchoke 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You are absolutely, stunningly wrong. Girls with heavy, painful periods are in particular likely to have incredible pain, full body pain. Overweight girls, red haired girls, you're ignorant. Childbirth, even miscarriage, can be monstrously painful, including the spontaneous vomiting OP mentioned, spontaneous waste evacuation, and other symptoms of agony. This is without mentioning the perineal ripping, rupturing, tears between a centimeter and a foot. Bruising, scarred perineal tissue that heals brittle and rips during even the most gentle intercourse.
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm guessing he's an Intelligent Design proponent. That's what they argue - that the body is designed to do a thing, so no pain comes of it. You know, like teeth growing in, or a woman's period, or thundering painful diarrhea, gas & indigestion, or women who can't have intercourse because it's too painful, for example. No pain there whatsoever.
Their problem of course is thinking that the body is "intelligently" "designed". They of course write off any evidence & examples of them being full of shit as over-exaggeration or outright lying.
[–] Inque_Yutani 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
I cringe at every Hollywood birth scene. They always have the actress scream like she's birthing Cthulhu from the front and pooping the city of R'lyeh out the back door.
That is the oddest thing I have written in months right there.
[–] littul_kitton 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Oh noes! You are quoting a racist! Don't call it up if you can't send it back down!
[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago (edited ago)
Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard you immediately projectile vomit?
I have.
The girl who witnessed it was impressed, not grossed-out.
[–] Potato_McGingerbeard 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, but I've been hit in the dick so hard it felt like I'd ripped it in half (hit a tree in a practice run at an MTB race), and for some reason had a sudden urge to piss real bad, even though there wasn't anything there when I tried. It was all good, no damage to the old fella.
Took me a few minutes to realise my hand was broken after that.
[–] Sir_Laughs-a-lot 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I...I can't decide if I want to hear your story or not. What is it about nutcracker stories that make us grab our own balls and clench our legs like its about to happen to us too?
[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
See ladies, I'm not gross, even when I vomit.
[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah, you need to have 3 beers in the morning if you're going to use such a tiny mug.
[–] Gorillion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Knew a girl who had fucking terrible menstrual cramps. Apparently all the women in her family had it like that. Curling up in the fetal position, dramatic body temperature shifts, wanting to die, puking. The works. The way she described it sounded exactly like the after-feeling of a serious nut-strike, once the immediate "sharp" pain and initial shock has passed and you know you're really in for a bad time.
Someone below mentioned their wife saying the contractions were worse than actual childbirth. That would match the cramping story. It's the uterus contracting and squeezing to get all the old lining and BLOODY MUCUS out of their VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That last bit for you queasy faggots out there)