[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My fucking god, she's lost 2x me, and she's still fat. It's just shocking, every single time when reading this kind of stuff.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh crap, I just realised that even at her new "thin" weight, she is still 65+ lb heavier than I am as a 6'1 male who lifts... gross.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"As their relationship developed she continued to gain weight and, at a size 36, her relationship slowly started to unravel as the pair struggled with physical intimacy."
Heh.. you know you're fucked when you are so fat that not even the fupa broom can save your love life.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If you can manufacture a Fupa-broomTM setup without the need for a mother-in-law, you could be onto a commercial winner, like the Rag-on-a-stick.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sorry but did I fuck this up? I can't math... but it says she lost 93 kilos, and that her current weight is a "slim" yea...no 106 kilos. That's 233 pounds, right? I didn't read the entire article, but why the fuck would you go through all that trouble, then say fuck it when you're still medically overweight/obese? You lost two hundred and some odd pounds, but you can't lose another 80 because....?? I guess that's why it got to be that size in the first place, it seems to lack logic/reasoning.
On another note, my last known estimate of Mess Dumpster's weight may be incorrect. Not sure how tall this thing in the article is, but The Dumpster is about 5'2-5'3 and I said 350-400, it seems to be closer to 400-450lbs these days. Not sure how that one's still walking waddling around...
[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Someone said it in another thread but it also applies here, when your after picture looks like a before picture then it shouldn't be counted as the final result yet.
Some hams even use make-up to give the illusion of collar bones. Fucking fats, they'll do anything to look thinner except diet or exercise.
[–] thighgapandcurves 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I like how she said she started losing weight after being shamed on an airplane what with buying two seats and all. Goes to show that public shaming works!
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
OK, how in the holy fuck does a woman reach 440lb by the time she is 28... or 440 then back down to 220 by the time they are 28.
Bitch must have been consuming beetus 24/7 her entire life. That's simply abhorrent.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago
Plugging some numbers into a tdee calculator, that's at least 3400 cal/day. Assuming 16 hours of wakefulness, ~212 cal/hr. So, yeah. From the fat deposition, she's a grazer. Sipping at a 2-liter and munching from a (possibly multiple and/or family size) bag of chips all day.