[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"As their relationship developed she continued to gain weight and, at a size 36, her relationship slowly started to unravel as the pair struggled with physical intimacy."
Heh.. you know you're fucked when you are so fat that not even the fupa broom can save your love life.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If you can manufacture a Fupa-broomTM setup without the need for a mother-in-law, you could be onto a commercial winner, like the Rag-on-a-stick.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
OK, how in the holy fuck does a woman reach 440lb by the time she is 28... or 440 then back down to 220 by the time they are 28.
Bitch must have been consuming beetus 24/7 her entire life. That's simply abhorrent.
Plugging some numbers into a tdee calculator, that's at least 3400 cal/day. Assuming 16 hours of wakefulness, ~212 cal/hr. So, yeah. From the fat deposition, she's a grazer. Sipping at a 2-liter and munching from a (possibly multiple and/or family size) bag of chips all day.
[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My fucking god, she's lost 2x me, and she's still fat. It's just shocking, every single time when reading this kind of stuff.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh crap, I just realised that even at her new "thin" weight, she is still 65+ lb heavier than I am as a 6'1 male who lifts... gross.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Another one sure that gastric surgery is the only answer. Because not stopping at McBeetus every morning isn't an option at all.