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[–] 8BigMacNMuhDietCoke 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I'm shocked suits are made in that size. I could fashion a shelter from that jacket.

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[–] Miss32E 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I've been to Buckingham Palace, the only reason the queen hasn't been assassinated is because these royal properties have cops on site and I've seen them holding what looked like a bloody AK-47 in the distance. Edit: My comment referred to how that "bodyguard" would fail to protect her, not that I wish her death.

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[–] YamaMaya ago 

That thing could crush old queenie to death if it falls on her.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Larger tits than Jordan.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who else would you trust to catch a bullet for the queen? With it's large surface area it has a natural advantage and if it dies, no one will miss it!

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[–] DrFingers ago 

Right? total cannon fodder here.

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[–] FatWombat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not bodyguard, worker at the restaurant.

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[–] praivo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Working as a professional customer.