Last time I went to a restaurant; "I'd like a green salad please."
What they brought me was white, red, and brown with (admittedly delicious) goat feta, cranberries, and almonds. It was larger than the pasta plates. I was hoping for a 300 calorie meal. What I was served was about 800, maybe 1000. Of "salad."
Fucking fuck fatties and the cancer they spread.
[–] interstate-15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What the fuck is that? It looks like pasta
[–] shmuklidooha ago
Is that ketchup in a salad?
[–] gabi-r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm thinking it may be because it has baby tomatoes, baby lettuce, baby croutons (lol no) and what-the-fuck-is-that-cheese-and-mayo baby toppings. I'll admit the bowl looks a bit small for salad for my own tastes (I don't know, it looks like a tall bowl, I'm having a hard time picturing it's size), but smothering salad in bread and sauce ruins the whole idea of eating nice fresh tasting veggies
[–] 375125? [S] ago
Yeah it does... I hoped for a real salad.... But the fuck I know <.<