Last time I went to a restaurant; "I'd like a green salad please."
What they brought me was white, red, and brown with (admittedly delicious) goat feta, cranberries, and almonds. It was larger than the pasta plates. I was hoping for a 300 calorie meal. What I was served was about 800, maybe 1000. Of "salad."
Fucking fuck fatties and the cancer they spread.
[–] shmuklidooha ago
Is that ketchup in a salad?
[–] 375028? [S] ago
Nope just fucktin of dressing :(