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[–] IAmNotGod 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Three Word Phrase is by far my favorite webcomic. Artist has such a bizarre sense of humor

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[–] Giult 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who is @highly_paid_orgy_pro and what exactly is the woman doing in the last panel? Looking at her fingernails? Can't see on my crappy screen, sorry..

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's shoving a pine cone up her ass.

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[–] jobes [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HPOP is our resident professional orgy organizer and buttplug aficionado. The woman in the last panel is pulling back in disgust from the pine cones.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've heard HPOP is of the fairer sex tho

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

well according to the data I've seen on the subject men actually buy more and larger dildos and buttplugs so HPOPs interests actually provide insight into the cause of him being male

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[–] jobes [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Maybe the pine cones turned the portrayed woman into HPOP

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But where's the multimedia extravaganza?

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[–] jobes [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's what the tree sap is for

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[–] RoninSnowman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or.... 50 gal drums of lube! Makes the great stocking stuffer ;)

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[–] TremorAcePV 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love the absolute look of "what the fuck did I just walk into" on her face in the last panel.

10/10 comic, way to capture that emotion with so few strokes of the digital pen.

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[–] TendiesHitTheFloor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ok honey that sounds like fun!

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[–] RoninSnowman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

@highly_paid_orgy_pro would you be willing to do a xmas gift ama? I myself am curious about the bathmate.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

HPOP, how can I find a girlfriend?

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm not HPOP but I can tell you what works like magic for me

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[–] SkillYourself 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

HPOP, while you're here... The missus wants a new vibrator for christmas. What would be the top of the range vibrator?

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[–] justthefactsmaam 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I recommend this model, with it's 12 inch probe backed up by a 3 horsepower electric motor, it's sure to please!

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This one has had something of a cult following since the 70s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand