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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

YES!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING.

I can't wait for the utter failure of it all. It's going to be spectacular.

You guys should be happy that Sony and friends are pissing a bunch of money away on shit that EVERYONE is going to hate.

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[–] 7057433? [S] ago 

All they need is a few million ticket sales from three or four major metropolitan areas and it's a hit. They don't need rural America if they can get the virtue signaling progressives from coastal elite megacities

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You could be right, but I have trouble envisioning every suburbanite mother wanting to take her daughter to see some shit like this. Maybe I'm out of touch. Probably.

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[–] pb4ugo ago 

As long as she follows through with her promise to leave the United States now that Trump was elected, I don't care if she plays Ken too...after a sex transformation surgery.

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[–] WhatWouldOdinDo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How's she going to lose 100lbs and gain 3 feet in height?

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[–] krier55 ago 

with her troll magic

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That absolutely makes no fucking sense at all. She'd make a pretty good Miss Piggy though.

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But she's going to be the barbie that doesn't look like all the other barbies and stands out, so when people hate the movie because Amy Schumer is fucking gross it won't be because they cast her, it will be because America is hateful and mean. Gah.

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[–] WickedVocalist ago 

This and the stupid office Christmas party fuck to play movie will flop miserably.

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[–] MightoScrub 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I dislike Schumer as the rest of you, but nowhere in this article does it state she will play Barbie, just the lead role. They will most likely take a Goosebumps approach to the movie, and she'll just play a human roll while it goes all Toy Story on the plot.

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[–] krier55 ago 

yes she's the social outcast that grew up with only toys for friends which turned her into a miserable cunt of a woman

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are they going to shoot the film in Canada to fit her new 'rider'?

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[–] inescutcheon_proper 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Yet more evidence that every city needs an Artists' Run Centre mandated to giving conservative artists the same opportunity the Art World left has to make works that reflect their traditional values.

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[–] WickedVocalist ago 

No.

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[–] inescutcheon_proper ago 

Or you can just let this kind of leftist tyranny go unchecked. Up to you.

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