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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Will she do vagina jokes?

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hopefully. Those are super funny.

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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Totally dude. And she's smart.

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[–] 7045362? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She should rather star as Miss Piggy in a new Muppets movie. The costume to look like the real deal would be dirt cheap.

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[–] ImBackBitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They're in negations at the moment. I wonder if that mean it's DOA.

Also isn't Barbie supposed to be attractive?

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[–] WickedVocalist ago 

No other woman wants this role ok.. I wouldn't do it for any amount of money or for free I'd say fuck no to that shit.

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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

'barbie goes to weightwatchers' - enough to gag a maggot

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

They're just trying to fuck with us at this point.

Turn off the Goddamned TV, don't allow your child unfettered access to the Internet, and keep them out of public "schools", and you'll never have to worry about hearing about this shit again.

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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

absofukkinlutley shun sollywood n hit them in the pocket!

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You guys are crazy, she looks exactly like Barbie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[–] smokratez ago 

No one is calling out the jews in the comments. Are you guys retarded?

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[–] GimmeTheUsual 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like trashy-suburban-past-30-Barbie. Christ, is there anything this fucking cankle queen won't fuck up with her presence? I'm sure she would fit a role as a nattering southern trailerpark whore, rifling through the tabloids at the checkout so she doesn't have to pay for any of them. Shellac hairstyle, shitty clothes, large sweeping curves of armfat drooping on checkstand as she chews her bubblegum.

All thats left for this dumb bitch to do is put out a music album and try to become some pop-star. Its all so fucking retarded.

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[–] WickedVocalist ago 

Ew she could do like Hilary Duff did when she did her kiddie movies and make the shitty pop album. Yuck I would rather die than to be a Hollywood actress or actor.

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