[–] ImBackBitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
They're in negations at the moment. I wonder if that mean it's DOA.
Also isn't Barbie supposed to be attractive?
[–] WickedVocalist ago
No other woman wants this role ok.. I wouldn't do it for any amount of money or for free I'd say fuck no to that shit.
[–] GimmeTheUsual 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
More like trashy-suburban-past-30-Barbie. Christ, is there anything this fucking cankle queen won't fuck up with her presence? I'm sure she would fit a role as a nattering southern trailerpark whore, rifling through the tabloids at the checkout so she doesn't have to pay for any of them. Shellac hairstyle, shitty clothes, large sweeping curves of armfat drooping on checkstand as she chews her bubblegum.
All thats left for this dumb bitch to do is put out a music album and try to become some pop-star. Its all so fucking retarded.
[–] WickedVocalist ago
Ew she could do like Hilary Duff did when she did her kiddie movies and make the shitty pop album. Yuck I would rather die than to be a Hollywood actress or actor.
[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You think they'll go full re-make and make give the role of Ken to some other fat slob like Jonah Hill or will they go fill hypocrisy my having some tall ripped bodybuilder play Ken?
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What's the name of the movie... Astronaut Barbie Visits the Ham Planet?
[–] Runaway-White-Slave 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
They're just trying to fuck with us at this point.
Turn off the Goddamned TV, don't allow your child unfettered access to the Internet, and keep them out of public "schools", and you'll never have to worry about hearing about this shit again.
[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
absofukkinlutley shun sollywood n hit them in the pocket!
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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
'barbie goes to weightwatchers' - enough to gag a maggot