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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Will she do vagina jokes?

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hopefully. Those are super funny.

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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Totally dude. And she's smart.

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

YES!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING.

I can't wait for the utter failure of it all. It's going to be spectacular.

You guys should be happy that Sony and friends are pissing a bunch of money away on shit that EVERYONE is going to hate.

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[–] 7057433? [S] ago 

All they need is a few million ticket sales from three or four major metropolitan areas and it's a hit. They don't need rural America if they can get the virtue signaling progressives from coastal elite megacities

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You could be right, but I have trouble envisioning every suburbanite mother wanting to take her daughter to see some shit like this. Maybe I'm out of touch. Probably.

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[–] WhatWouldOdinDo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How's she going to lose 100lbs and gain 3 feet in height?

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[–] krier55 ago 

with her troll magic

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That absolutely makes no fucking sense at all. She'd make a pretty good Miss Piggy though.

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But she's going to be the barbie that doesn't look like all the other barbies and stands out, so when people hate the movie because Amy Schumer is fucking gross it won't be because they cast her, it will be because America is hateful and mean. Gah.

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[–] MightoScrub 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I dislike Schumer as the rest of you, but nowhere in this article does it state she will play Barbie, just the lead role. They will most likely take a Goosebumps approach to the movie, and she'll just play a human roll while it goes all Toy Story on the plot.

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are they going to shoot the film in Canada to fit her new 'rider'?

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[–] krier55 ago 

yes she's the social outcast that grew up with only toys for friends which turned her into a miserable cunt of a woman

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[–] MarkTheNerd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm just glad it's not starring a man. I would expect hollywood to ruin this just like they're ruining other classics with mis-gendered casting.

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[–] pb4ugo ago 

As long as she follows through with her promise to leave the United States now that Trump was elected, I don't care if she plays Ken too...after a sex transformation surgery.

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