[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
YES!!!!
THIS IS AMAZING.
I can't wait for the utter failure of it all. It's going to be spectacular.
You guys should be happy that Sony and friends are pissing a bunch of money away on shit that EVERYONE is going to hate.
[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You could be right, but I have trouble envisioning every suburbanite mother wanting to take her daughter to see some shit like this. Maybe I'm out of touch. Probably.
[–] WhatWouldOdinDo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How's she going to lose 100lbs and gain 3 feet in height?
[–] MightoScrub 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I dislike Schumer as the rest of you, but nowhere in this article does it state she will play Barbie, just the lead role. They will most likely take a Goosebumps approach to the movie, and she'll just play a human roll while it goes all Toy Story on the plot.
[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are they going to shoot the film in Canada to fit her new 'rider'?
[–] MarkTheNerd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm just glad it's not starring a man. I would expect hollywood to ruin this just like they're ruining other classics with mis-gendered casting.
[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will she do vagina jokes?
[–] toobaditworks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hopefully. Those are super funny.
[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Totally dude. And she's smart.