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[–] Norge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always carry one in my backpack as a substitute for a fleshlight

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[–] Mick 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's even cheaper if you go for the leg amputee midgets. 25% extra off.

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But it's 25% of already half off, minus discounts... It's a pretty much shit deal. May as well spend the extra few quid to get the wiggly toes in the mix.*

*These are all things I've overheard. In the locker room. It's locker room talk.

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[–] Mick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Being really shit at math, I'll take your word for it :)

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[–] Faustian ago 

@HomerSimpson is pretty cheap, I hear.

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah. I am a high stakes whore. Not some penny slots slut.

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[–] MrBonesIV ago 

HPOP might know someone