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[–] ShitsInPringlesCans ago 

I've pulled surprise butt sex on a number of gals - all with favorable results. Best was a gal I was having my way with in a grocery store parking lot after hours. We were in a dark corner, her standing and bent over in front of me. I kept looking down seeing her oh so inviting asshole and just went for it - gently at first of course. She loved it and came hard after a couple of minutes. After all wasn't over, she even commented that she really enjoyed it.

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[–] flarflar ago 

Yes planned out butt sex that has for play and then you go to start and they change there mind kind

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[–] Pacawac ago 

Being the first one to pass out in the hunting cabin with 8 of your best buds and waking up with nipples painted on your shoulder blades can be surprising.....or is it.

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[–] elgindelta ago 

Sammich?

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[–] shill343 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] solarsavior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Surprise butt sex with his and his diamond cock rings?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A ton of coke and a midget

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

SAE or metric?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What the fuck is a metric midget?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No.

There clearly is not.

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