[–] sakuramboo 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Surprise ATM
[–] Give-me-no-attention 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Depends... who's it a surprise for?
[–] MyNameIsMud 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Surprised forced buttsex
[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A ton of coke and a midget
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
SAE or metric?
[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
What the fuck is a metric midget?
[–] 6993771? 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Surprise butt sex with candles
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I find it best if you blow out the candles prior to insertion.
[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Butt then its not hot.
[–] nakk 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago
WE GOT A ROMANCE PROFESSIONAL OVER HERE, MAKE WAY
[–] ComedicGoat 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Don't forget the rose petals.