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[–] 6993771? 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Surprise butt sex with candles

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I find it best if you blow out the candles prior to insertion.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Butt then its not hot.

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[–] nakk 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

WE GOT A ROMANCE PROFESSIONAL OVER HERE, MAKE WAY

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[–] ComedicGoat 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Don't forget the rose petals.

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Surprise ATM

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[–] Men13 ago 

I'd that when they tie you up, take your credit card, and go shopping?

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[–] 6994440? 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

yes. surprise butt sex in the rain.

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[–] Give-me-no-attention 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Depends... who's it a surprise for?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No.

There clearly is not.

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[–] kemiri 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Forced buttsex

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[–] MyNameIsMud 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Surprised forced buttsex

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is there any other kind?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A ton of coke and a midget

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

SAE or metric?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What the fuck is a metric midget?

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[–] flope_de 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A forced blowjob, maybe.

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