[–] solarsavior 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Surprise butt sex with his and his diamond cock rings?
[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A ton of coke and a midget
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
SAE or metric?
[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
What the fuck is a metric midget?
[–] ShitsInPringlesCans ago
I've pulled surprise butt sex on a number of gals - all with favorable results. Best was a gal I was having my way with in a grocery store parking lot after hours. We were in a dark corner, her standing and bent over in front of me. I kept looking down seeing her oh so inviting asshole and just went for it - gently at first of course. She loved it and came hard after a couple of minutes. After all wasn't over, she even commented that she really enjoyed it.