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[–] veganesthie 1 point 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

So I can punch fat men in the face too? Why only fat women? I want to punch all the fats. Especially the fat politicians.

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[–] XD40 [S] 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I think he's just trying to rile up fat feminists. It's a great troll in that regard. This is the sort of tweet that gets a whole Jezebel article in response.

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[–] Artie 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It's perfect. The feminists get double angry that you're singling out women and fats. Does kinda backfire a bit because we actually want to punch both.. Edit: If OP is fat then it's probably too stupid to have done it on purpose.

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[–] RedLeader 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They get mad at everything

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah I want to punch every fat piece of shit that thinks it has the right to speak to me, let alone attempt pathetically to hit on me. Then again that requires touching them and I'd rather drown in a vat of lye than make physical contact with the festering wounds that is a fat person.

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[–] burntfishnchips 3 points 14 points (+17|-3) ago 

He honestly sounds like a sexist douche, however I want all fat people to be put away in camps.

Plot twist: twitter OP is fat himself.

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[–] swohio 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Camps you say?

"Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not seconded. Beta pigfuckers who uphold the sexual value of hams are a huge problem.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He looked fat. Fuck that fatty.

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's Carlton...

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[–] Zednix 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I would settle for just slapping food out of their hands any where any time, why target only the femayos and not the manatees, lets be egalitarian about food slapping.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Slap the food, slap the fats, slap the pigfuckers, slap the feeders, hell even have a national game, slap a fupa fridays. Ok I need to calm down, I get too slap happy if fats are involved.

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[–] SHELF_ASS ago 

I long to live in a world where this is the norm. I can see it being my new hobby. It could even be a sport with teams who go to the mall food courts and see which team can rile up more fatties

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

From a nonpartisan standpoint, I'm tired of Hamerican women making the human females in this country look bad. I don't want the entire world to think of Raging Chestpain when they think of us. As a woman who cares about looking good and contributing to society, it pisses me off to be associated with them just for being born on the same spit of land.

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[–] 6997376? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I believe it's ok to punch any fat person in the face. We can start with the Butterbarge Elect.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No matter how hard you try, all your impact will pale in comparison to the work of Lord Beetus!

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Science is the ultimate shitlord.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

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[–] alc0 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well that is what he promised us in numerous speeches anyway.

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

I'd rather keep my fist, thank you. But! There's still bats and poles to hit them with.

Anytime I hear: "REE you have no fat on you! Take another slice of pizza!" SMACK

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