See punching a fat requires touching and possibly getting sucked in. Maybe a baseball bat? Or maybe round them up and send them to fat camps?
Also fats become mayogendered. Regardless of original gender, they spout nasty udders and a hot mess in the pubic area so you have no idea what was once there.
[–] squirrelette 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
From a nonpartisan standpoint, I'm tired of Hamerican women making the human females in this country look bad. I don't want the entire world to think of Raging Chestpain when they think of us. As a woman who cares about looking good and contributing to society, it pisses me off to be associated with them just for being born on the same spit of land.
[–] ElectricPurple ago
I'd rather keep my fist, thank you. But! There's still bats and poles to hit them with.
Anytime I hear: "REE you have no fat on you! Take another slice of pizza!" SMACK