See punching a fat requires touching and possibly getting sucked in. Maybe a baseball bat? Or maybe round them up and send them to fat camps?
Also fats become mayogendered. Regardless of original gender, they spout nasty udders and a hot mess in the pubic area so you have no idea what was once there.
[–] ElectricPurple ago
I'd rather keep my fist, thank you. But! There's still bats and poles to hit them with.
Anytime I hear: "REE you have no fat on you! Take another slice of pizza!" SMACK