[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But still not nearly as good as socks and sandals.
[–] gopluckyourself 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
man I pee sitting down all the time. I just pretend like I always have to shit so I screw around on my phone.
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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Naw you have to let your beard go wild and do the mountain man thing. See I rock the grizzly adams and people take a step back when I get angry about something. It's not just my beard but it is clear I'm not civilized or someone to be trifled with. I'll never shave because of these faggots.
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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And STILL none of them got laid that day.