[–] DEA_sockpuppet 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) 4 years ago
Fats and alternative medicine. Because of course.
[–] CptFellatioHornblowr 2 points 7 points 9 points (+9|-2) 4 years ago
In Soviet Russia, calories burn you!
[–] Dyschezia 3 points 12 points 15 points (+15|-3) 4 years ago
Scents of charred bacon filled the room as he went ablaze. His last words before passing out... "I smell yummy"
[–] littul_kitton 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 4 years ago
There's the seeds of a horror story somewhere in there.
[–] Runway22L 3 points 2 points 5 points (+5|-3) 4 years ago
I'm sorry but that's fucking BEAUTIFUL! Best comment of the day!
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's not how burning calories work.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago
Fats and alternative medicine. Because of course.