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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Fats and alternative medicine. Because of course.

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[–] CptFellatioHornblowr 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

In Soviet Russia, calories burn you!

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[–] Dyschezia 3 points 12 points (+15|-3) ago 

Scents of charred bacon filled the room as he went ablaze. His last words before passing out... "I smell yummy"

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[–] littul_kitton ago 

There's the seeds of a horror story somewhere in there.

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[–] Runway22L 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

I'm sorry but that's fucking BEAUTIFUL! Best comment of the day!

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure that's not how burning calories work.