[–] squirrelette 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
It just needs to do thirty crunches a day to get that six pack right?
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's OK, you only need to put yourself through such a hellish exercise regime for 30 days. That's how long late night TV has taught me that it takes to get ripped.
[–] Goat-fister 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know what's worse... that thing, or its sty...
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I do. The sty can be fixed in a few days.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL, how is it going to get back up? Can you imagine the struggle? Ha ha ha!
[–] ThatCuckoldSpez 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Looks like someone's got their life together
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What about it? I bet he could eat off it. No really, so many dropped pizzaslices, crumbs of god knows what, pieces of canned chicken, that floor could feed an Ethiopian village for a week.
[–] Panniculus_Harpooner 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
the mattress is defeated
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The whole room is tired of catching L's.
[–] DietCokehead1 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your username is awesome