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[–] ThatCuckoldSpez 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Looks like someone's got their life together

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

LOL, how is it going to get back up? Can you imagine the struggle? Ha ha ha!

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[–] A_Moral_Individual ago 

He farts and the expelled gases lift his fat ass off the floor.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't know what's worse... that thing, or its sty...

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I do. The sty can be fixed in a few days.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Both can be fixed with fire

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Eww.

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It just needs to do thirty crunches a day to get that six pack right?

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's OK, you only need to put yourself through such a hellish exercise regime for 30 days. That's how long late night TV has taught me that it takes to get ripped.

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[–] Panniculus_Harpooner 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

the mattress is defeated

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[–] DietCokehead1 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Your username is awesome

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The whole room is tired of catching L's.