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[–] lanmanager 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I heard a story about some doc finding a green hotdog.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I am actually gagging at work.

Fine job. Upgoat for you.

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[–] phlebotinum 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Upgoat to anyone who says upgoat.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nice try, but I'm not clicking that.

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[–] crimsonpowder ago 

It would be more entertaining to feed it to her.

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[–] ivegotaqueso ago 

Tactile sensation must be really shitty for fat people.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why? There's doctor/EMS stories about mushrooms growing in navels, moldy bread under titflaps, even miscarriages festering down below. "Hide the cookie" sounds horrifying and exactly in line with how fatties treat their bodies.

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[–] Namaha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"days ago"

Days. She didn't bathe for several days at least. Or if she did bathe, she clearly can't do a good enough job cleaning her disgusting rolls. No wonder fatties smell so fucking bad.

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[–] DropBearBait 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There was a gif I saw of a woman using a toilet brush to clean between the rolls. I guess once you hit around 400 you have to just accept you have moved into the 'absolutely fucking disgusting' realm

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[–] longlostbleu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Especially when they start getting all excited and start sweating profusely.

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[–] dontqueefonmebro 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And then began the heavy breathing as she stared wondrously at the molded sugary treat.

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